Very Important Message - I'm not here to meet ANYONE!! My sole reason for being here is to write entertaining diary entries and, judging from the very positive feedback I have received, many of you are enjoying them immensely. However, although I'm not here to meet anyone (second time I've said that), I still enjoy flirtatious banter with handsome witty men (not boys). Pictures of c*cks have their place, so...
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Thanks for taking an interest in my profile . First of all a bit about me . Im looking for fwb and chats . If you have some bizarre fantasies that you want me to participate in dont ask .Im not into pics of cocks and if i dont answer you its that you dont interest me and i wont waste my time or yours x
Hi first of all i am looking to see whats out there and whether i can be tempted. I am only looking in the age range of 30 to 40. I would like to add that if your face picture is of your cock i wont even read your message . We all know what this site is about however I don't appreciate rude messages. I know some people like...
Lookin for mischief! I want the kind of night you read about, like the one's you find on the top shelf!
Blowjob irony: even thou you got us on our knees, we've still got you by the balls!
You win some. You loose some. And if your lucky, you get some!
Not lookin for Mr Right....just Mr Right Now!
Don't hit me up unless you are seriously single. Not interested...
NSA, FWB, ACA, NWA, JLS, WTF ? ... Anyway ..... Relationship ? Nah ....... Married men ....... Deffo No !! ..... Maybe a regular someone for a laugh, few drinks, chill, kick back and see what happens ........... No jumping into bed for this spring chicken, a spark, that buzz, sense of humour would be perfect. It's not just about sex for me so trundle off if that's all you...
I am a genuine, caring and honest person, who likes to have a laugh and a good time. I say things how I see them and am not afraid to speak my mind. It must be the Italian in me lol.
I'm a people person and get on with everyone, but if someone upsets me then that will be it and I'll cut them loose . It does take a...
Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
free thinking woman with no restraints or barriers to embracing and enjoying my life, financially independent and self sufficient and hasten to add can be dangerously bright and funny in the right company:)
I WILL WARN YOU NOW I HAVE A WELL TUNED SOCIAL CONSCIENCE so can hold a good debate (anyone care for an argument?) hahaha........
PS. if I do not reply please do not take offence beauty is...
Hello there Let's start with something completely trivial......I don't like txt spk unless it is in a txt!! Our language is such a wonderful expressive thing that it seems a crime to deface it with silly abbreviations when it takes only a fraction of a second to type the word out in full. There....glad I got that off my chest ! I am a single Indian lady. I am well...
My names Amanda, im 60, and looking for a long term relationship, still very sexy, but have to get to know partner first before any naughtiness, comforts important , lifes short and precious. Im of curvacious build so if your looking for olive oil , please pass me by , more like dawn french , perhaphs a bit smaller .X I really would like to .meet someone to share my...
I'm looking to date and not a fling! I'm just after one man who can satisfy me mentally, emotionally and physically but who can be monogamous Am I after too much? I am going through a divorce and have always been faithful and loyal. I've been let down time after time, and been treated badly emotionally so I'm looking to date for a while, until I'm comfortable enough to go...